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Mica

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everyone will know my name soon

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via gnarly)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via okaymad)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via phobias)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(via gnarly)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via okaymad)

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

(via bastille)

hanukkahlewinsky:

turning on private browsing like

image

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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